Taking advantage of his cuteness

The kids have a horrible cough, so I had a bottle of homeopathic cough syrup on the night stand. I went to get everything set up for tonight and discovered that the bottle that should be half-full was completely empty on the floor. I yelled. (it's expensive)

Kat: "Jackson, who drank all this cough syrup?"
Jackson: "Oh, Mee-yum did it."
Kat: "Liam! Leeeee-um!"

Liam: "I didn't drink that, mom."
Kat: "Jackson, who did you say drank the cough syrup?"
Jackson, looking hesitantly at Liam: "Mee-um did." Jackson smiles, realizing that he's busted.
He thinks for a moment. "Mom, I did it. It was a 'stake."

Kat: "A mistake?"
Jackson: "Yeah. I wea-wee sow-wee Mom. It was a 'stake."

Hypochondriasis.

Bella: "I don't feel well since Maddie's been gone. I have a runny nose. Do I *ever* have a runny nose when Maddie's here? NO!"

Jackson gasps. Jackson: "I have a wunny nose too!"