Friday, December 17, 2010

Existential, man.

Kat: "Aw, I burned the breakfast sausage. I'm turnin' into Grandma Hickey."

Maddie comes up and puts her hand consolingly on my shoulder. Maddie: "Don't worry, mom. We're all turning into somebody."

Monday, December 13, 2010

Jacksonisms

Liam walks up to the fireplace and begins to toast his crotch. Liam: "Ahhhhh, I'm roasting my chestnuts."

Maddie walks up to the fire and begins to toast her front side. Jackson: "An' now Maddie is woasting her bweastnuts."



Kat: "Where are the kids?"
Jackson: "Dey're in da pwaywoom watching 'Agatar'. The kid wone, not de adult wone. Not the one with da bwue guys."



Jackson: [deep sigh as he lays in bed] "I wike being naked."