Quotes from school

The one benefit/disadvantage of working at the kids' school is I hear the little strange things they say or do in class.


Isabella was chatting with a friend in class. The context wasn't overheard, but the teacher caught the tail end of the conversation.

Isabella (to the friend): "I CAN'T do that! I'm ALLERGIC to dinosaurs!"


Liam and his class were discussing Malaysia at school. The teacher asked if anyone knew how to say something in Malaysian. Liam piped up.

Liam: "I know this one thing, but I forget how to say it. But, I think it means 'bring me back a t-shirt!'"