Sympathy for the Devil

I went into Ohio for the weekend and took the two kids that look and act more like me (Maddie and Jackson). I left John with the two kids that look and act more like him (the other two).

We recently received the Guitar Hero video game as a gift. For those who don't know - it comes with a "guitar" that you play different songs on. It's cool and kinda like the video game equivalent of crack. Saturday afternoon, John and Liam were having a Guitar Hero mini-marathon. The doorbell rang and John went to get it. Liam doesn't miss a beat. Literally. John answers the door and finds a... well, a door-to-door religion salesman. We're not really sure whether he was a Jehovah's Witness or from Latter-Day Saints or what. He was chatting away with John. Suddenly, Liam starts a new song. "dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN, SHOUT AT THE DEVIL! dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN, dun dun DUN, SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!"

John smiles and shrugs his shoulders at the friendly religious guy at the door.

John: "Kids."